By Stephen Clarke
Used to be the conflict of Hastings a French victory? Non! William the Conqueror was once Norman and hated the French. have been the Brits relatively chargeable for the dying of Joan of Arc? Non! The French sentenced her to loss of life for donning trousers. was once the guillotine a French invention? Non! It used to be invented in Yorkshire. Ten centuries' worthy of French ancient 'facts' chunk the airborne dirt and dust as Stephen Clarke seems at what has particularly been happening considering the fact that 1066...
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My success in Follies led me to a role in Red, Hot, and Blue (1936) with Ethel Merman and Jimmy Durante. Although I had made several short comedies for Warner Brothers in New York, and done some radio, it was my performance in Red, Hot, and Blue that opened the door to my first major feature film for Paramount Pictures, The Big Broadcast of 1938. That film got me some attention in Hollywood and a theme song, "Thanks for the Memory," which I used for the rest of my career. After I traveled to Hollywood to film The Big Broadcast of1938, I continued doing my radio showThe Woodbury Soap Show--via transcontinental hookup.
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