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By Gordon Korman

While luckless Raymond Jardine turns into Sean Delancey's eleventh-grade-English undertaking associate, he persuades Sean's grandfather to pose as a long-deceased, vague Canadian poet, as a way to move the direction and win a holiday to a sumptuous Greek island.

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