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By Julius Alvin

Quantity 0ne of a two-volume number of all-time favorites is a hilariously raunchy compendium that throws political correctness to the wind and issues enjoyable at every little thing from ethnic teams to politicians..

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They can't find the zipper. • Why don't blondes use vibrators? They chip their teeth. What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde? Bucket seats. What do you call a blonde touching her toes? A brunette with bad breath. BEST OF GROSS JOKES: VOLUME I 63 If a blonde and a brun ette are tossed ofT a bwlding, who hits the ground first? The brune tte. The blonde has to stop to ask directions. What happens when a blonde gets Alzh eimer's disease? Her IQ goes up. Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?

By the time they're fourteen , they'll be wanted in a dozen states. What's so unique about redneck hospitals? The maternity ward has a bridal suite . What's the biggest Christian dilem ma? lf Jesus was j ewish, how come he's got a Pue rto Rican n ame? Did you hear about the Irish woman wh ose docto r told h e r no t to to uch anything alcoh olic? She threw h er husband out of the h o use. taurant? He 's trying to decide what wine goes best with whiskey. How d o you know you've moved into th e wrong neighborhood?

You have to be smarter than the dog to teach it tricks. How do rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin. How do you scare off a black mugger? Threaten to wipe a booger on his new sneakers. Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away. 46 Julius Alvin How do Italian girls shave their legs? They lay down and let someone mow them . What's a bisexual hillbilly? He screws his daughters and granddaughters. What's a Puerto Rican's idea of safe sex? Locking the car doors. Why did the rich Polack love to beat off?

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