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By Jennifer Saunders

Jennifer Saunders' comedian creations have introduced pleasure to hundreds of thousands. From sketch to comedian reduction, from Bolly-swilling Edina in Ab Fab to her takes on Madonna or Mamma Mia, her characters are loved ones names. yet it's Jennifer herself who has a spot in all our hearts. this can be her humorous, relocating and admittedly bonkers memoir, full of laughter, pals and low heartache - yet by no means distress.

Bonkersis jam-packed with riotous adventures: by accident enrolling on a instructor education direction with a tender sunrise French, bluffing her strategy to every one BBC sequence, taking pictures Lulu, buying and selling wild faxes with Joanna Lumley, traveling India with Ruby Wax and Goldie Hawn. There's melanoma, too, whilst she turns into 'Brave Jen'. yet her largest conflict is with the bane of her lifestyles: the legislation of Procrastination. As she admits, 'There hasn't ever been a Plan. every thing has been really random, occurred by chance or simply fallen into position. I'm off now, to perform a little sweeping...'

Prepare to laugh, whoop, and pass BONKERS.

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